How to piss off each of the signs:

imstuckinarut:

Aries: Tell them No after everything they say. And move really, really slowly.

Taurus: Don’t be clear when making arrangements. And then change the arrangement suddenly. Be really forgetful and unreliable.

Gemini: Every time they talk to you, look bored. Don’t look impressed by their trivia.

Please listen to it,
the begging of your body,
it wants me closer.

Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number


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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.


Abi bin Abi Taleb (599—661 A.D.)

Teach your child to not be prejudice, ignorant, and uptight.

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